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Gumballism

When you say unnecessarily mean things like, "Your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon."
How about you just stick to being nice and stay away from the usual Gumballisms?
by Bruvlodski August 9, 2022
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Gumball

They lose their flavor quickly and cost 25 cents. Usually referencing a person who is known for being frugal and wearing out their welcome.
Nick: “Dude, Brett showed up to the party last night. He ate all the pizza and didn’t bring anything. We couldn’t wait for him to leave.”
Tom: “Brett is such a gumball.”
by NotAGumball October 25, 2020
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Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.
Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!
by applejoe June 25, 2020
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Whatever idiot did that should not exist
Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH
by JDMF December 3, 2023
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The Gumball

When a sexual partner takes their dentures out and puts their partner's balls in their mouth and gums them.
"The other night my lady put her teeth on the night stand and did The Gumball real good!"
by Lexasaur December 13, 2013
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Smelly Gumball

An act where a man poops, then rolls it in a ball and forces it down a woman’s throat until she chokes. Then when she’s choking, he cums down her throat.
Man 1- I heard someone choking, are they okay?
Man 2- Nah she just recieved a Smelly Gumball she’ll be ok
by JoeFerrid1 December 5, 2022
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Gumball Watterson

(He’s not even close to being related to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin ad Hobbes.)

He’s a cat.
An anthropomorphic cat.
An anthropomorphic blue cat.
An anthropomorphic, stupid blue cat.

The titular character of The Amazing World of Gumball, he “is a very imaginative person. Despite his mediocre academic performance, he can be surprisingly brilliant when it comes to formulating all sorts of mischievous schemes. This side of him can be seen in episodes such as "The Plan," in which he quickly formulates a basic outline to he and his siblings plan to "save" their mother, and in "The Scam," in which he forms a crafty scheme that will allow him to cleanly heist the town's candy effortlessly. Such a side may also suggest Gumball is smarter than he lets on, as hinted by his expansive vocabulary, cooking skills, and ukulele skills as well.” (Fandom Wiki)

TL;DR an amazing cat
Hey, new kid. What’s your favorite character out of all the TV shows in the world?
Gumball Watterson.
OH MY GOD, PLEASE MARRY ME
…I’ll guess he’s your favorite, too.
by joi new town November 13, 2022
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