When you say unnecessarily mean things like, "Your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon."
by Bruvlodski August 9, 2022

They lose their flavor quickly and cost 25 cents. Usually referencing a person who is known for being frugal and wearing out their welcome.
Nick: “Dude, Brett showed up to the party last night. He ate all the pizza and didn’t bring anything. We couldn’t wait for him to leave.”
Tom: “Brett is such a gumball.”
Tom: “Brett is such a gumball.”
by NotAGumball October 25, 2020

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.
by applejoe June 25, 2020

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH
by JDMF December 3, 2023

When a sexual partner takes their dentures out and puts their partner's balls in their mouth and gums them.
by Lexasaur December 13, 2013

An act where a man poops, then rolls it in a ball and forces it down a woman’s throat until she chokes. Then when she’s choking, he cums down her throat.
Man 1- I heard someone choking, are they okay?
Man 2- Nah she just recieved a Smelly Gumball she’ll be ok
Man 2- Nah she just recieved a Smelly Gumball she’ll be ok
by JoeFerrid1 December 5, 2022

(He’s not even close to being related to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin ad Hobbes.)
He’s a cat.
An anthropomorphic cat.
An anthropomorphic blue cat.
An anthropomorphic, stupid blue cat.
The titular character of The Amazing World of Gumball, he “is a very imaginative person. Despite his mediocre academic performance, he can be surprisingly brilliant when it comes to formulating all sorts of mischievous schemes. This side of him can be seen in episodes such as "The Plan," in which he quickly formulates a basic outline to he and his siblings plan to "save" their mother, and in "The Scam," in which he forms a crafty scheme that will allow him to cleanly heist the town's candy effortlessly. Such a side may also suggest Gumball is smarter than he lets on, as hinted by his expansive vocabulary, cooking skills, and ukulele skills as well.” (Fandom Wiki)
TL;DR an amazing cat
He’s a cat.
An anthropomorphic cat.
An anthropomorphic blue cat.
An anthropomorphic, stupid blue cat.
The titular character of The Amazing World of Gumball, he “is a very imaginative person. Despite his mediocre academic performance, he can be surprisingly brilliant when it comes to formulating all sorts of mischievous schemes. This side of him can be seen in episodes such as "The Plan," in which he quickly formulates a basic outline to he and his siblings plan to "save" their mother, and in "The Scam," in which he forms a crafty scheme that will allow him to cleanly heist the town's candy effortlessly. Such a side may also suggest Gumball is smarter than he lets on, as hinted by his expansive vocabulary, cooking skills, and ukulele skills as well.” (Fandom Wiki)
TL;DR an amazing cat
Hey, new kid. What’s your favorite character out of all the TV shows in the world?
Gumball Watterson.
OH MY GOD, PLEASE MARRY ME
…I’ll guess he’s your favorite, too.
Gumball Watterson.
OH MY GOD, PLEASE MARRY ME
…I’ll guess he’s your favorite, too.
by joi new town November 13, 2022
