by Fortherbois January 13, 2021

Cletus: I got guillotined again, I bled a fuck-ton. I think it’s gonna leave a scar.
Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?
Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?
by Heughicopter March 23, 2020

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.
by people_like April 28, 2022

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
by BDYY June 5, 2022

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.
by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025

by N-doggster March 4, 2024
