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Get the Guatemalan Death Grip mug.When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.
I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!
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Get the Guatemalan Neighborhood mug.The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.
Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.
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Get the Guatemalan confetti mug.A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
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