Grilled Cheese Sandwich

A folded piece of paper used as a receptacle for semen when no better option is available.

Adding tissues to his mental shopping list, Shmoolie gingerly placed his fresh grilled cheese sandwich to the bottom of the trash.

by jeromino111 January 16, 2011

grilled cheese sandwhich

To tell someone they're being nosey.

Why are you all up in my grilled cheese sandwhich?

by missbehavin February 23, 2004

Bakersfield Grilled Cheese

“U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AND
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS 👎 AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOOLET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH??”
-Skweezy Jibbs

I don’t want to get a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese so I’ll trim my pubes in ur sink

by Big-cock123 April 21, 2022

burnt grilled cheese

A phrase used to describe a situation or event that is, unfortunate; ironic; coincidental; unlucky. Sometimes used in a comedic manner.

"I looked in the bag and they forgot to put in your mcnuggets" -friend

"Burnt grilled cheese" -you

by SerlingRod7 September 14, 2018

soggy grilled cheese

When you cum between two slices of cheese and put that cheese between two slices of bread and make grilled cheese.

Joey made me a soggy grilled cheese for dinner last night. It was the best. I can still taste it in my mouth.

by I have an english paper to do March 6, 2016

grilled cheese sandwitch

a synnonym for a grandmas nasty old crusty vagina. even though people dont think its possible, a yellow/green gooo will develop after too long of a period without sex or after menopause.

Q:why didnt grandpa go down on grand ma?

A:have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwitch?

kid talking to grand pa
kid:grand pa?
grandpa:yes boy?
kid:arent you lactose intolerant?
grandpa:why yes child. i am... why do you ask?
kid: well, every time im over hear i see you eat grandmas grilled cheese and you dont seem to look sick untill you open your eyes.

by will tremaine May 10, 2005

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Occurs when a man is giving a woman oral, and places a slice of cheese on a woman's vagina, lets it melt, and proceeds to eat the cheese off.

Dale: You ever have a grilled cheese sandwich?
Brennan: Like the food?
Dale: No the position

by BenEpps March 2, 2010