Gritty

A big orange-haired, googly-eyed doofus that is known as the Philadelphia Flyers Mascot. It looks like a fatter version of LA Dodgers 3B Justin Turner and has a face more Orange than Donald Trump. Gritty is a real shit pile. He looks like an unholy union between the Babadook and a muppet from Fraggle Rock.

Man, that Mascot for Philadelphia Gritty, is a real shit pile

by DjLogan100 September 24, 2018

Hipster Grifter

One who drifts from one false hipster romance to another amongst a small group of said hipsters.

Oh great, a new one for the hipster grifter.

by the coventry kids November 12, 2009

Gritty Kitty

Someone acting overly cautious and effeminate. Synonymous with "pussy" or "wuss" this saying conjures the unpleasant image of a sandy vagina.

"Dude you need to shake out that gritty kitty and hit the half-pipe already!"

by GnarLover January 14, 2009

Nitty Gritty

Sticking your big toe into a vagina.

Susan was thrilled when Bigfoot showed up to the party because she knew it would be the best nitty gritty she's ever received.

by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017

grifter

The most disturbing video on the internet, it is advised you do not eat at least 4 hours before hand unless you want your last meal on your keyboard. It has been known to cause heart palpitations and even minor infarctions in senior citizens when they are shock site'd with it and has claimed at least one life for sure.

David thought he was hardcore, he lol'd at 1guy1jar and 3guys1hammer but grifter left him unable to form a coherent sentence for nearly 4 hours.

by Tenestra April 26, 2010

grity

a thing or place thats horrible n full of crime or summin deep n dark

(yo man da its grity round dese ends)
(dat rap is grity)

by brapbrap April 21, 2006

gifty friend

a person invited to parties just for their gifts; could be a great gift giver

We need a list for the baby shower. Lets make a list of your gifty friends. Babies need a lot of stuff.

by Catza September 21, 2011