literally every hole in the human body is a place for a man to stick his cock.
usally said in jest, but some sick people mean it
usally said in jest, but some sick people mean it
by hsdd January 11, 2009
Get the if its a hole its a goal mug.1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.
2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.
2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.
Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.
by Chendaddy February 15, 2006
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A couple who are the best couple out there. They are the power couple. Everyone wants to be like them.
Girl to boyfriend: Why can't we have a relationship like Jessica and William?!!?
Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.
Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.
by Pshyouknowitsthetruth November 9, 2015
Get the Relationship Goals mug.The greatest moment in Canadian history, or really, history in general. On February 28th, 2010 at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics, Sidney Crosby scored the over-time winning goal against the United States Men's Hockey Team to win Team Canada the gold medal in Men's Hockey. That moment is known as The Golden Goal, since it was for the goal medal.
Jarome Iginla assisted Sidney Crosby by passing him the puck when he shouted "Iggy!"
Jarome Iginla assisted Sidney Crosby by passing him the puck when he shouted "Iggy!"
by A proud Canadian. April 28, 2011
Get the The Golden Goal mug.The dominatrix act involving nutrient tubes and an inflatable dildo, taken from the name of its founder, Gonzales.
by superanon8 August 4, 2009
Get the The Gonzales mug.A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:
*Player 1 scores a goal.
*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.
*Player 2 grabs him.
*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.
*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.
*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.
*All team mates orgasm with player 1.
*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
*Player 1 scores a goal.
*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.
*Player 2 grabs him.
*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.
*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.
*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.
*All team mates orgasm with player 1.
*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
by Chullage February 3, 2009
Get the goal celebration mug.Olivia "Chachi" GonzalesAMAZING 15-year-old dancer born in Houston, Texas, who is a member of the well known hip-hop dance group, "I.aM.mE" which she performs with on the MTV show, America's Best Dance Crew. Nicknamed "Chachi" because Chachi is short for muchachita; which, in spanish means “little girl”. She started dancing at a very early age, and has been dancing ever since. She will always continue to inspire many with the way she moves when she dances like no other.
by iheartdance October 5, 2013
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