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Russell: "Yes my man, but may I inquire why?"
LeBron: "My sir - it is my duty to yeet on these goofy ass niggas"
Russell: "Yes my man, but may I inquire why?"
LeBron: "My sir - it is my duty to yeet on these goofy ass niggas"
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Max: Fuck you Dad! I cut myself at night because of you!
Goofy: Do you need a break from modern livin'?
Max: Fuck you Dad! I cut myself at night because of you!
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Definition: A Glory Hole is the slang name for hole located in a partition in which one’s penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio. The most common place to find Glory Holes are in Adult Book Stores that have video arcades.
Glory Hole Etiquette
The process is very simple but there are still a few things you need to know. When you enter the arcade area of and Adult Book Store, you will see one or more rows of doors that lead into the video booths. There are normally several ways of determining if a booth is occupied. The most common is “red” and “green” lights located above each door. Once money is inserted into the video machine, the light turns from red (vacant) to green (occupied).
Once you find a vacant booth, enter it and put money or tokens into the video machine. This is how the store makes their money and the employees check them on a regular basis. You will see channel select and volume control features on the front of the video machine. If you are there to “give”, just put your finger through the hole and rub it along the bottom. This is the common signal letting the person on the other side know you are ready to receive. If you are there to “receive”, just wait for the same signal. The common que to notify the “receiver” of ejaculation is a few light taps on the wall.
Some locations have rows of booths which allows each booth to have a hole on both sides.
Glory Hole Etiquette
The process is very simple but there are still a few things you need to know. When you enter the arcade area of and Adult Book Store, you will see one or more rows of doors that lead into the video booths. There are normally several ways of determining if a booth is occupied. The most common is “red” and “green” lights located above each door. Once money is inserted into the video machine, the light turns from red (vacant) to green (occupied).
Once you find a vacant booth, enter it and put money or tokens into the video machine. This is how the store makes their money and the employees check them on a regular basis. You will see channel select and volume control features on the front of the video machine. If you are there to “give”, just put your finger through the hole and rub it along the bottom. This is the common signal letting the person on the other side know you are ready to receive. If you are there to “receive”, just wait for the same signal. The common que to notify the “receiver” of ejaculation is a few light taps on the wall.
Some locations have rows of booths which allows each booth to have a hole on both sides.
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by GloryholeSwallow October 22, 2013
Get the Gloryhole mug.Somebody who especially in football favours a team only because they are successful to become part of his glory. Not much liked by real football supporters who stand to their team even in bad times.
Guy 1: Hey haven´t you supported Chelsea last year?
Me: Yeah but now I like Man Utd, ´cause they play great and won Championsleague again.
Guy 2: Man, you´re a just a glory seeker!
Me: Jep, life´s too short to feel for losers.
Me: Yeah but now I like Man Utd, ´cause they play great and won Championsleague again.
Guy 2: Man, you´re a just a glory seeker!
Me: Jep, life´s too short to feel for losers.
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When the Captain of the 22nd Maine regiment lifted Old Glory above the cannon haze, a singular rally-cry issued forth from his troops.
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