Luxury Gollum

When you're enhancing something that would normally be considered to be a lost cause.

Backstory:
Luxury Gollum is normal Gollum but with a Gucci belt and a toupée. He found the Gucci belt after losing the ring and put it on out of sheer desperation. After finding it to add on to his looks he added the toupée and felt good about himself.
Unfortunately, now he wants the ring even more because he thinks it would enhance his looks further.

"I'm on some real Luxury Gollum shit rn."

by ShrexOverThePhone March 11, 2025

Gollum

Tommyinnit

"HELP GOLLUM IS VLOGGING AGAIN"

by anon2331 January 15, 2022

Gollume

When is something is so gollume that it's gollume

Pass us the gollume toker B - Mittens

by Gollume July 14, 2025

gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.

Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.

by Xodi January 28, 2017

Gollum Juice

Acording to legend the actor of Gollum needed this Juice to recouperate his voice to be able to continue voicing the character.
It's finely sliced Ginger brewed with boiling water. After letting it stew for a few minutes ad fresh lemon juice and honey.
Very good for a rough voice and soothing for a cold.
We just started calling it Gollum Juice.

I really need a Gollum Juice. Could you bring me some ginger from you'r shopping trip?

by jucyb March 22, 2022