the most friendship-greedy person you can ever meet.
a girl who ruined her "best friend"s life by making her dirty minded.
don't be a gloria: don't make someone dirty.
a girl who ruined her "best friend"s life by making her dirty minded.
don't be a gloria: don't make someone dirty.
by karissk February 17, 2022

Lebron: I'm taking my talents to South Beach with Dwyane Wade.
Delonte: I'm taking mine to Boston with Gloria James.
Lebron: What?
Delonte: I'm taking that bitch back like your hairline.
Delonte: I'm taking mine to Boston with Gloria James.
Lebron: What?
Delonte: I'm taking that bitch back like your hairline.
by The How August 27, 2011

Totally and utterly awesome! A Sparkly Princess who loves everything that sparkles and wants the world to be painted with glitter!! World peace would be obtained by her sparkly Princessness and shopping!!
by #SparklyPrincessOfAwesomeness January 1, 2017

by NEK2006 August 9, 2006

A cafe chain ala starbucks. Invented in America but failed, bought by Australian's that use it as a business front / cash cow for the Money Worship weird religious cult Hillsong. They server reasonably priced watery coffee and inedible over priced snacks.
Let's go to Gloria Jean's...
No I don't want to give my money to Hillsong, let's go to a decent coffee shop instead
No I don't want to give my money to Hillsong, let's go to a decent coffee shop instead
by Smithlerman September 1, 2011

is really nice but very extroverted,
is obsessed with queen and is INSANE about it
has insomnia
has 96 tik tok followers
is obsessed with queen and is INSANE about it
has insomnia
has 96 tik tok followers
by uwuuuwuwiwii22 June 17, 2019

An expression used to describe someone's unusually sappy habits, such as gushing at the sight of lovers in a movie or TV show, or buying presents for all of their friends "just because".
I know I'm not usually all sap and gloria, but I just wanted to tell you how much you really mean to me.
Awwww.
Awwww.
by melba ryyn May 19, 2005
