Gideon

Really chill when you first meet him but as you become friends you will find out he is caring and a little energetic.

john: "who is that guy over their?"
Bill: "oh,that is Gideon."

by Soggybread20 May 09, 2022

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Hates everyone, watches anime and gets kicked for saying the word waifu.

Look at that degenerate!
Oh frick it is a Gideon

by Zenku_81 September 21, 2021

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He's a G. Always real. Some know him as Deon from the anime how to train a whipped poodtal. His super power is screaming in public with no indecency "they call me King BudLizer The King Of Ralch!" Can pull off that 70's vibe with both suave and comedic force. You'll never see him coming.

Gideon i need you to clean your room rt noweee! Nail bitn bish. - not mom

by Wimboldenmeat2loveu December 11, 2022

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Above average intelligence but does not care enough and an introvert.
Often pathetic.

He is so pathetic, definitely a gideon

by Zenku_81 September 03, 2021

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A Gideon knows your thoughts because his heart is just that big. Probably works at Taco Bell but is so super intelligent his sauce is lazy. He is not a Stanley. His wisdom is special. He will literally take a firework to the arm to save the tribe. Some refer to his numbness as a sexy coping mechanism. Plays video games a lot and has a great talent for being real. Sublime smile. Some call Gideons the can of soup. Gideons are related to Big Hoss' but are more sensitive. They have purple twins with fish heart. And in the jamborees Gideons play the kazoo. Love your Gideon as he is precious. Must give him tickles so he grows big and strong.

Sam: I saw a Gideon the other day. Gave me Gideon eyes. Felt him inside of my soul like a warm tuba full of coleslaw that my Grandmother made.

Susan: Lucky mcgoo.

by NeoLeeches December 24, 2022

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