Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

That Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you see her glarking in that gangbang?

by Baresark February 17, 2023

Double gherkin'd

When two orifices are penetrated simultaneously.

"That girl is walking like she's been double gherkin'd"

by Hollywood122222 December 17, 2013

Gherkin

Any hot/ sexy chicks.

Hey did you see that gherkin.

Yeah man, damn. I've git a boner!

How big was her cheese!

by Jizztastic.org.john April 5, 2010

Jerkin' the Gherkin

Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.

"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."

by nihilistslacker January 2, 2017

Gherkin

Word is used to describe someone who is not very coordinated or just a general word used for abusing someone. Can often mean disabled aswell, but is not actually said to a disabled person.

"Oh Ben, you are such a gherkin"

by Gav800 September 23, 2005

gherkin

The feeling you get when you have to take a huge dumb.

After I got back from P.F. Changs, I got gherkin, and it was awesome.

by Pinkoid the Clown June 5, 2009

garking

Bad things you do in the bathroom, i.e. vomiting

I was garking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there garking.

by Jan Martin March 14, 2005