Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.

Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.

by Nick February 3, 2004

gerald's child

An anonymous account that creates confession pages and is responsible for cyber bullying on college campuses.

Guy 1: Did you see Gerald's Child's post this morning?
Guy 2: Yea, he was way out of line.

by The mightiest duck December 4, 2013

Gerald Billiot

Someone that would say "what?" after giving them a clear answer

"Why are you so retarded Gerald Billiot"

by blickysquad November 6, 2021

Gerald Garner

Guy who is fat goes to camp.

Let me make something very clear: The PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner. OK? How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh?

by Jim Ray Morton April 3, 2017

Kyado Gerald

A person that spark changes in people and cause them to discover themselves.
They often times do things that brings out the potential in the people around them. Without their existence in some people's life, so many things could have gone wrong.

The pastor has been a really good Kyado Gerald ever since he was posted to this parish.

by staqh September 20, 2019

Gerald Decelian

A really good digital marketer and SEO expert. Most people cant become a Gerald Decelian without extreme research. Gerald Decelian is considered one of the best Digital marketers of all time. He created the Facebook/ Google Adsense arbitrage method in 2015.

If you need more customers for your business, you should get yourself a Gerald Decelian

by Big Boss Gorilla April 25, 2019

big gerald

The act where you smack your mom in the face with a biscut and fuck your brother

my mom was acting silly so i gave her a big gerald

by johnson perry February 14, 2022