Good sex that is given by a blue collar or part-time worker, typically who works in food service or at a gas station. Typically this man will have no aspirations, no professional skills, and minimal to no motivation for moving on in life.
Person 1: how was your date with Caleb?
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.
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I was just robbed at Sheetz, that Gas Station Grubber stole my car. It was to dark I couldn’t see him.
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1. there being a roofie in the sushi
2. blacking out
3. waking up in a sewer
4. being surrounded by fish
5. horny fish
6. you know what that means
1. there being a roofie in the sushi
2. blacking out
3. waking up in a sewer
4. being surrounded by fish
5. horny fish
6. you know what that means
FISH!
person 1: you, me, gas station, what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, horny fish! you know what that means!
FISH!
person 1: you, me, gas station, what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, horny fish! you know what that means!
FISH!
by ykwtmFISH! September 18, 2025
Get the gas station sushi mug.A city/village/town/etc. where the only notable thing there is that you stop there for gas. Can also be referred to as a Filler City.
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Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
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