"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."
by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022

a whore. may be used by douche bags to describe the type of person that would pay to get titty fucked.
by pu$$y monster September 12, 2017

by Tom cruiser March 29, 2017

I’m not feeling to well..... that gas station taco did a number on me!
Why does your breath smell like gas station taco?
Why does your breath smell like gas station taco?
by Delectablydelicious February 2, 2021

1. The type of girl that a guy needs to be in a relationship with, when the guy is so insecure that he needs a girl that will take all of his orders.
by jchad November 26, 2010

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

by Tman6monkey December 21, 2019
