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Guido Get Out

This is different from the Irish Exit, where upon leaving a bar and/or gathering, much hoopla is raised by the leaving party. Shouting, abrasive hugging, exaggerated high fives, and even cursing are all typical behavior of the Guido Get Out. Derives its names from the stereotypical behavior of loud Italian males from the Northeast.
"yo, yo yo! Fuck you guys! I'm out!"

"It was no secret, he pulled the Guido get out. The whole bar knew he was leaving"
by SnowDaisy January 28, 2010
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Cock guider

the opposite of cock blocking, helping another dude get laid. Guiding the cock into the vagina (metaphorically otherwise its just insertion)
Dude, im a cock guider, he never would have gotten with her without my guidance!!
by themurahan February 21, 2009
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. A very popular BBC radio series written by Douglas Adams, originally broadcast in 1978, with new episodes broadcast in 1980, 2004 and 2005.
2. A book released in 1979 by Douglas Adams, derived from the first series of 1. Also the blanket title for a series of four further books by Adams set in the same universe. Sometimes known as “a trilogy in five parts”.
3. 1979 stage show derived from the first series of 1.
4. 1979 LP recording derived from the first series of 1.
5. 1981 BBC television series derived partially from the first series of 1., with some material from 2. and additional original material.
6. A 1984 computer text adventure game by Infocom, freely adapted from the beginning of the first series of 1.
7. A 2005 film from Disney, very loosely derived from the first series of 1. Widely felt to have lost most of the humor and pacing of the original in the process of adapting the material to an American audience. The death of Douglas Adams (and subsequent editing of the script by others) may have played a part in this.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was one of my favorite books in High School.
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 19, 2006
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Guido Hunter

those trying to make a difference and make the world a better place. originated in northern hudson and southern bergen county, New Jersey. most gh members and the original members are from secaucus NJ. They ride in mostly jeeps around high guido density areas such as clubs and shores. They search for gudios and attack. They throw eggs, shaving cream, nair and other items towards guido crouds. they are GH
Guido 1: yo im afraid of cluvvin tonight
Guido 2: yeah man those Guido hunters are out
Guido 1: lets just do eachothers hair get a tan, our eybrows waxed and hit up the movies
Guido 2: yeah man there we are safe and sure to be the best looking people. make sure you rock the A/X
by Nick spanks June 12, 2007
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guido telephone

yelling out the window or on the porch to your "boy" or "woman".
Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"
by thefauxmccoy November 25, 2009
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cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some
Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.
by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008
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Comando Guadalix

An 1954 guerrilla team of the Canary Islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of Guadalix. They were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of Madrid.
- Yo, dang, you're craziest than Comando Guadalix!
by nyoru June 10, 2013
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