Guatemalan Helicopter

When two fat men lay on top of each other, belly to belly, naked, 69 style. They nest their penis heads into each other's bellybuttons while licking each other's toes. As they are doing this, they hum loudly.
I'm gay, but I'm not Guatemalan Helicopter gay.
by See_dub_ya June 28, 2021
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Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
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Guatemalan Lampshade

When an extremely fat female wraps her fupa around your head and neck while perform cunnilingus
That bitch was so fat that she busted out the Guatemalan Lampshade on me while I ate her box.
by Detroit Dawg October 29, 2024
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Guatemalan breakfast

When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.
I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!
by Twisted peddler 90 April 04, 2017
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guatemalan grommet

The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo
Yo Cousin Pat, I’ve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet
by paulbholt January 31, 2019
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Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.
by Krazzy spazz February 25, 2012
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Guatemalan Gutbuster

When a woman gets each of the members of a Guatemalan gang to jizz down her throat consecutively.
"Did you see the video of that bitch getting a Guatemalan Gutbuster? That was so fucking hot"
by Johnny Hamcheck II March 30, 2024
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