Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Guatemalan Gutbuster

When a woman gets each of the members of a Guatemalan gang to jizz down her throat consecutively.

"Did you see the video of that bitch getting a Guatemalan Gutbuster? That was so fucking hot"

by Johnny Hamcheck II March 30, 2024

Guatemalan stranger

Jerking off with pinky bone from a cadaver.

After hand surgery Kurt gave himself a Guatemalan stranger.

by Kurt-33021 February 29, 2016

Guatemalan Highway

The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.

Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.

by IdrankALLdaPBR October 28, 2019

Guatemalan Fire Drill

The exotic sex position is found only deep within the borders of Guatemala. It involves a man, a woman, and six spotters of either gender. The move begins with a small fire that must be put out only by fluids found within body, I don't know much more but I heard a 36 foot rope and a small diary are also involved.

The Guatemalan fire drill is a position commonly found in the move-set of Shainal Friedman

by ArcticGoose February 1, 2023

Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025