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Goddamn Java!

Arcade Fire is so mainstream now... Goddamn Java!
by photojournalist January 20, 2011
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1. The ultimate insult to be used. Especailly used to finish off an insult battle.

2. A name to call somebody who is a Mother Fucker, and or Piece of shit.

3. Especially used after someone has made you mad, i.e when someone sleeps with ur girlfiend/wife/mother/sister. most commonly used among guys.

(Femine version is Bitchwhoreslut)
Man 1: Dude, he just railed ur sister!
Man 2: That Goddamnmotherfuckingpieceofshit!
by Anonymous1996@holyshit.edu October 12, 2010
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goddamnit

Goddamnit originated from spain where it ment something like, "horsecock" or "damned be thy son". Noone knows how, or why, it has been common in the English language.

From it's originated state, it has become somewhat false in the English language, where many still belive it's just "God Damn It!" without spaces. God himself knows this is wrong.

Today it means something (1.) important, and/or (2.) something worth making a statement over. It can also mean that you are (3.) embarrased over something.
1. We need this in today goddamnit!
2. This will be something that people will talk about, goddamnit!
3. Goddamnit..
by Kjartan January 19, 2005
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good goddamn

1. usually used to emphasize how right someone is
2. sometimes used to show how fucking goddamn clueless someone is to what in the name of Jesus someone else is talking about (see wat)
eg 1:
person 1. You're fucking beast!
person 2. you're good goddamn right, i know i am
person 1. Wow, arrogant much?
person 2. you're good goddamn right

eg 2:
mike: Can I ask you something?
steve: Yeah?
mike: Has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
steve: good goddamn, what in god's name, what in the actual flying fuck on a bun are you talking about?
by blandyroo October 4, 2011
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gordaned

To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.
"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."
by MillerTime555 April 4, 2007
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goddamn idiot child

when someone is so stupid you want to damn them to hell
u: i just flushed my iphone down the toilet looool
me: you goddamn idiot child
by gdrag0n September 22, 2013
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D.P. any goddamn way

From the already famous "BooYah" porn scene. This is where an overly aggressive black male, accompanied my two other black males watching and jerking off in the background, places his testicles in a young and helpless white females anus. He then proceeds to have vaginal intercourse. By having his balls in the anus and penis in the vagina one is having a D.P. (Double Penetration) any goddamn way.
This is a short part of the "D.P. any goddamn way" scene

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

Tony Eveready: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn way. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.
by Mad-Town J-Lo December 9, 2008
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