glurgflurble

1. The ability of a persons' brain to process information and communicate when someone is very tired, drunk, or impaired.
2. The nonsensical statements when tired, drunk or otherwise impaired

I tried to process what he was saying but all my brain gave me was glurgflurble

Hey you woke me up at 1am. You can deal with the glurgflurble that is my sleepy brain!

"Laughing is not a sign of craziness, unless it is a psychotic cackle for no other reason than you relish the idea of squashing so these puny insects that call themselves human, as is your right and responsibility as the deadly queen monarch butterfly"
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't blame me, its the glurgflurble"

by Struthious January 17, 2017

glugaclock

The work shift is over and you just want to get home for a beer. It’s Glugoclock time. Yeeeeeeeeeeha.

Right I’m off, my work is done, I need a beer and its Glugaclock time.

by Streetyboy June 30, 2019

glugbeaner

An extremely overweight person

You fuggin glugbeaner

by Glugman69 December 14, 2021

glunggus

The fat / fat-rolls on the side of your body

Tyler has glunggus but denies that he has it

by Manstrength April 29, 2022

Glug

Sound I make while sucking big cock

Guy: *fucks my throat with his 11 inch*

Me: Glug Glug Glug

by Myacconurbandictionary May 21, 2022

Gligger

short for glownigger

4chan has been filled with gliggers lately

by danimocanubarosan August 12, 2022

Gliggy

A gliggy is a word for any type of ear
Gliggy = 👂

P1 hey I have new job working for NASA
P2 why would nasa want you
P1 my giant gliggy has the capability to slow down a rocket engine due to its unique shape and size ,it acts like a air brake.
P2 what the fucks a gliggy
P1 my ear
Example 2
Spacex offered me job ,elon musk wants to bounce a 100 starlink satellites off my mega gliggy so it provides internet to remote locations in inbred areas

by Wupert August 18, 2023