What's Eating Gilbert Grape

A 1993 film starring Johnny Depp that gave us two key concepts in life:
1.) Reasons for not getting fat.
B.) The boredom and malcontent most young adults feel between the ages of 18 and 24.

In "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," Gilbert (Johnny Depp) displays the extreme boredom of life one can find living in a post high school world in the rural Midwest.

by elramses May 29, 2008

Gilbert

Gilbert is usually a last name of someone with a very large penis between 8 and 9 inches. Who also is a true lover and good with the ladies.

I really want to meet a Gilbert.

by Truthspeaker4798 April 23, 2017

The Gilbert School

Located in Winsted, CT, The Gilbert School was founded by William L. Gilbert. Was at one point a private school, as Mr. Gilbert left a will that contained a clause stating that people who attended St. Joseph's School would not be accepted to his high school. This prompted the local church to rename the school to St. Anthony's School (aka, St. Tony's Prison).

While the Gilbert website says that they provide "outstanding educational opportunities" for students, the alumni of the school would beg to differ. Gilbert has become a very poorly managed school, with a focus leaning more towards sports than education. Students are rarely encouraged to work to their fullest potential, and some of the faculty could care less of them.

I graduated from The Gilbert School and all I got was this lousy diploma.

by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005

jason gilbertson

A true legend, smart and helpful to many people. Skilled at work and at home. The type of bloke you call when something goes wrong and needs fixing.

Great, the bloody things broken, I'll have to call Jason Gilbertson to repair it.

by Wbff March 18, 2018

jasper gilbert

someone who loves food and loves the milky rock

that jasper gilbert just stole my pizza

by nibbaonthetrigger September 10, 2019

Dawit Gilbert

Dawit is basicicly the GOAT and the Black Messi. And if he reaches for hes pocket you gotta get the FUCK away from there. He is also a much bigger and stronger version of GOD. He can do anything with his powers ONG. And you may have seen some pretty big things in you life but his forehead is so big that the universe sh*t itself. Dawit is also another word for life and infinity.

He is also the funniest person ever and have the best headers.

Karl: Sup Jacob do you wanna hang out?
Jacob: No, i have to pray to The mighty Dawit Gilbert.
Karl: Who the hell is Dawit?
Jacob: Oh shi...
Karl: What?
Dawit: *Kills Karl with his godly forehead*.
Dawit: No one disrespect me.

by Gilbertcrackhead69 February 17, 2021

Gilbertsville

Small town, Boring ass town mix of 50% red necks 20% Wiggers 10%Stoners from boyertown 9.9%Other 0.1% Niggas.
When giving directions locally just use Wawa and Freeds a a reference since there is nothing else there.
Directions to where boyertown is use Zerns.

Pimp- You are in Gilbertsville tonight
Ho- Where the fuck is that?
Pimp- Find the shit hole Zerns and go like three minutes down the road
Ho- That makes sence
Pimp- Go by the Wawa there is nothing else there.
Ho- Yes daddy
(pimp slapped)

by I Live near Wawa February 23, 2011