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George Washington University

The school rich spoilled brats go to where despite daddy's donations they still couldn't get into Georgetown.

Living conditions also consist of 7 people crammed into a single dorm room like sardines.... but at least you are still in DC
Its cool I didn't get into Georgetown... Daddy felt bad so he got me a new car, a Fendi, a spot at George Washington University and we're all going to Cabo for the weekend! Totes Fun!

Whats the one thing Georgetown University and George Washington University Students both have in common?

They both applied to Georgetown
by DC101 May 1, 2010
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George Washington Bridge

if two girls eiffel tower a dude, the girl that is sitting on the dude's face is in reverse cowgirl orientation. not sure if you've ever tried this but your nose ends up too close to her ass and there isn't much to do from back there besides tongue-bang her. so flip that girl around by 180 degrees so she's in cowgirl orientation. much better for eating her out but now the girls can't high-five. however, the girl on your face can reach back for a low five from the girl on your dick or they can even hold hands this way, resembling the suspension on a bridge.
these two girls wanted to eiffel tower me but i showed 'em how to George Washington Bridge instead.
by GWBdude June 6, 2009
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George Washington University

Dodge Durangos are the leading cause of death on G.W. campus because of the lack of campus and its obscure position next to a major roadway. Tuition at G.W. is the among the highest in the United States, which causes parents to sell younger siblings and themselves on the street corner. Students here are snobby assholes who own big SUVs to compensate for the little dicks. They like to think they're smart but in reality they got accepted because they're stupid enough to pay the tuition, which is so high it could feed Zimbabwe and Cambodia for five years. Former alum include such dictators as Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Saddam Hussein, which leads to my point that this school was built by secret Pentagon and CIA funds to train dictators. They're curriculum promotes homegrown terrorism and worldwide domination. Some say the virus AIDs was started here.
Hugo Chavez:" Hey Raul, are you going to the class reunion at George Washington University tomorrow?"

Raul:"No, you fucking asshole. I am going to put some journalist in jail for correctly citing that my dick is very small."
by SweatyD.C.ballsack July 24, 2010
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George Washington Carver

Smothering your balls with peanut butter and having a dog lick it off.
Dan buys peanut butter in bulk because he loves giving Alli's dog the George Washington Carver.
by Riley at slb November 16, 2006
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George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
“Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”
by PinkCripps August 25, 2019
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George Washington Carvered

When somebody gets sauced really hard. Usually used in super smash bros.
Tyler:*gets JV4'd by Max's DK*
Max: "Dang you just got George Washington Carvered"
by SaximusPrime June 3, 2022
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