Geoff

To make things worse than it already is
Another term for fuck

James, don’t geoff this up.

by Sweetcirx November 18, 2020

moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.

Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.

by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013

Geoff

A very cute boy. He has this super cute smile that makes you smile too. Eye contact with him would make any girls heart flutter! He’s just a boy who I’m deeply Fallen inluvv with yep he’s Geoff the boy and man of my dreams. He’s super loyal and has a good heart. If ever you have someone like him dont ever let him go! For he is a great loss...

Geoff is just so freaking cuteeee

by Ambrecious January 31, 2020

Geoff

A fantabulous human with many skills. He is a very important human. If you ever get hold of a geoff its probably lucky cause there is only one of him.
He can put a smile on any llamas face.
Treasure your GEOFF.

Geoff is great friends with everyone and has great friends.
Leandro is his friend and together they will take over america.
Most geoffs live in Australia though.

by ElDickhead April 22, 2018

Geoff

Geoff is the creator of the best song ever "Brazil"
Geoff Is better than mitski
Geoff is the second coolest name (other than Johan)

"oh man I love Brazil, that dude Geoff is as genius!"

by Orgoborgo June 14, 2022

Geoff

Geoff is the stupid little brother of Jeff who is always following him and screaming "MY NAME E GEOFF" at the top his lungs.

Jeff: It's so sad that grandpa is dead
Geoff: MY NAME E GEOFF
Jeff: You should be the one in that grave

by Jeff with a dead grandpa February 23, 2018

Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.

I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.

by Juanaconda May 31, 2022