Gage

A somewhat funny and caring guy with a small dick. He usually gets a girlfriend and then proceeds to flirt with other females, either leading to the girlfriends’ friends telling her that he does not care, and thus the girlfriend breaks off the relationship. He typically is white with a very white family that enjoys hunting and animal abuse.

“Jesus, that guy is such a Gage.”

by BenShapiro6940 January 02, 2019

gage

A ugly dumb yet caring person who will do anything for the people he loves

Gage is a strong willed person who will do anything for the people he loves

by For joy August 31, 2020

Gage

he is a tall fat guy but a really good friend and if you bully his friends he will sit on you.

Guy:Gage this guy was bulling me eelier

Gage:ok ill go sit on him till he apologizes

by GreenMoose65 January 28, 2021

Gage

the most amazing person in the word, he’s always there for the people he cares about and has been through so much in his life and deserves the world. he’s so caring and kind and so pretty! and funny asf and has the best smile ever and personally.

gage is so perfect

by march2020 July 06, 2021

Gage

Your mental age. It can be the same as, lower, or higher than your age in years.

He is 17, but his gage is 9.

by General Ray November 15, 2021

Gage

Usually short, blonde, and annoying. They usually play football and think they are good at it. But in reality they take sacks and throw picks.

Dang it gage is back in the might as well give the other team the ball.

by Caleb2234 January 31, 2022

Gaged

The not so common way to say finessed. Usually used when hype builds from the skills.

"Look, that guy was just gaged"

by Gage Cooney November 11, 2017