Gammon slap

When your eating a girl out and he fat ass thighs slap your face

Damn girl you just K.O'd me with a Gammon slap!

by ClappedupNanbred January 30, 2019

Gammon gash

Huge battered pink fanny

Holy shit that girls got a gammon gash

by Walesy5p February 5, 2018

Hackney Gammon

Used to describe overly wanky food or presentation of said food.

Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.

That meat free, organic granola and avocado served in a hubcap on a breadboard is totally Hackney Gammon

by Timmmmmmmeh January 28, 2021

gammon

red neck

he is a gammon head

by Snowflake head January 8, 2019

Gammoned

_Adj_ Too hungover to manage any sort of food

_E.g_ “ Steven could barely eat a bite he was so gammoned after disgracing himself in the wheelhouse”

by Thepeopleschampion June 8, 2025

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Gammon

Gammon (noun) is a thicker cut of pork that's similar to bacon. Its pinkish flesh reminds one of the florid complexion of a certain demographic of boomer white males, angry about foreigners, angry about immigrants, angry about young people, angry about... I dunno... Bounty Bars being smaller than they used to be. They often read the Daily Mail and probably play golf in all-male clubs while the "little lady" remains at home cooking. You know you've met a gammon because they'll tell you you're being racist against white people. Also: gammony (adj)

Blimey, Nigel was ranting on about immigration again yesterday. He is such a gammon.

by CurmudgeonRocket April 22, 2021