Futsmut

The food leftover on your lips, or over your cheeks

Also, meaning leftover shit not wiped yet, but on the outside of the cheek

John was eating chocolate ice cream and afterwords his friends told him he had some futsmut on his upper ass cheeks

by Jar-Jar Binks November 6, 2010

futurekampf

The tension between will and power.

The tension between language and aesthetic.

The tension between past and future.

The tension between linear time and cyclical time.

Futurekampf has a contrapositive orientation with respect to kulturkampf.

Futurekampf is the contrapositive struggle of history to convert linguistic sense to aesthetic desire.

by sandraxine June 24, 2018

The future embrace

Billy Corgan's new solo album's name...Billy Corgan was a former member of both The Smashing Pumpkins and Zwan

"I saw Billy Corgan at the Fillmore in San Fransisco...it was wonderful!"

by Johnny Dearest August 24, 2005

future tripping

To worry/freakout about the future instead of enjoying the present.

*Wind Blows*
Max: Feel that? It's gonna be really cold later!
Jack: Dude, stop future tripping and enjoy the breeze!

by Jess G. May 25, 2007

futureperfect

futureperfect is the fourth full-length album by Futurepop artist VNV Nation. This marked a drastic turn in their style, and were introduced to a much wider audience. This album also includes the greatest song ever composed: "Epicentre." Other hits include: "Carbon," "Genesis," "Beloved," and "Holding on."

VNVI: Dude, have you heard "Epicentre"?

VNVNII: Yah, it's found on futureperfect, that damn good VNV album.

VNVI: That album pwnd my pants off!

by Ruiner123 January 22, 2009

Future Karen

When a young woman around the age of 16 to 23 has the characteristics of a Karen but are just too young to be a Karen, thus naming them Future Karen

Some 16-23 year old ~ "Can I speak to your manager please?"

Someone overhearing ~ "Man, that bitch is gonna be a future karen one day"

by big dumb cucks May 20, 2020

future faking

When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.

Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”

by Marvellous MSquared August 6, 2021