Fut you wuf my penith

Fuck you with my penis.

Josh: You suck. I could kick your ass at checkers.
Caty: I will fut you wuf my penith!

by Junkrocka May 12, 2008

fut

a 'fut' is someone who lacks common sense and cannot comprehend normal or even subnormal terms, definitions, actions, nouns, topics, and ways of life. A 'fut' suffers from slowness, not like Down syndrome but like they think slow act slow, and breathe slow. They do everything as slowly as possible and they find it very difficult to go through life without constantly making confused facial expressions while having a casual conversation.

if you are having a hard time reading this, then you are in fact a 'fut'.

by Fatherkev April 20, 2023

Fut

A slur against coloured porn stars, it also can be used as a way of discriminating against Asians and it is as bad as the word c*nt. People that use it out of context can be fined up to £100. (FUT)

Oh Fut!

Ur a Fut!

by Ur mom is pretty May 9, 2022

FUT

Not fit, but not quite fat.

She calls her self fit, but really shes Fut.

by HughJorgan January 2, 2009

fut birthday cup

The rattiest friendly game mode in FIFA history. Infested by WC Al Owarians as well as baby Maldini's and Jarizhinos. A nightmare for every who does not spend 30 hours on FIFA23 every week.

Person 1: I just need one token bro, can a brother get a free win?
Person 2: I know bro this fut birthday cup is my last straw!

by ILUVTHISGAME April 10, 2023

Fussy-fut

Being extremely fussy, or slightly paranoid through frantic but happy hysteria.

Travis was smitten by this girl at work who he talked to frantically. She confronted him in a polite and calm matter and told him to stop being such a fussy-fut.

by Nygoutlaw July 7, 2010

Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i

When ur hella excited so u say: Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i

No way really? Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i

by Mano mano mano July 7, 2022