chronic freckles

when those young phags whose faces are covered with freckles don't lose their freckles by adulthood. mostly happens to gingers.

Guy 1: OMG WTF is on that guys face?!???
Guy 2: He must have chronic freckles!

by bobby bill jenkins III [rifle team kaptian from kentucky] February 2, 2008

Freckle Bitche's

A spoof of Wendy's from the game "Saint's Row"

Misspelled from "Freckle Bitchs

Lets go down to Freckle Bitche's to get me a hamburger

by K.P.M. October 8, 2006

freckle puncher

One who is one the delivery end of anal sex; usually reserved for a male homosexual.

Hey, I just found out that Elton John is a freckle puncher!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

mouthful of freckles

The act of performing fellatio on a red headed male, as popularized by the song "Just Pretend", a collaboration between "Walking Dead" star Emily Kinney and noted bassist Conrad Korsch.

I feel an ache, hunger low in my tummy; a mouthful of freckles sure sounds yummy

by tumbleweaves October 28, 2013

freckle fest

two people with freckles (or gingers) having any kind of sexual intercourse.

b-"garrett is dating jaymie!"
t-" no way! not another ginger"
b-" hahaha i know."
b-" where is he anyways?"
t-" i bet you hes with jaymie having a freckle fest"
b" hahahahah!"

by mistergatorboots15 April 20, 2010

freckle bowl

the little dots of shit left all over the inside of the toilet bowl after a particullary explosive episode of diarrhea.

person #1 "dude, what did you do! the inside of my toilet looks like a jackson pollock!"

person #2 "sorry for the freckle bowl but I think that my hot wings, prunes and apple cider snack finally caught up with me."

by Johnny-P March 7, 2012

freckle past a hair

A reply used when someone asks for the time from someone that clearly doesn't have a watch on.

1: What time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's a freckle past a hair.

by ClovenStrife August 8, 2011