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Ping Pong Foreplay

When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.
I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking
by Marsha69 February 10, 2020
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Aberdonian Foreplay

Sitting in front of a space heater to warm up before having sex. Typically done by couples in the winter in Aberdeen due to the cold temperatures and poor housing insulation.
Tom: It's November so me and Janice have been doing some aberdonian foreplay before we get down to it

Mike: Yeah I know what you mean, it's been baltic the last couple nights, I might have to bust out my heater too
by Plumflower November 12, 2023
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employment foreplay

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.
Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.
by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022
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Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.
Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.
by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023
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Pig foreplay

Sticking a pigs moms bacon inside the Childs ass
I heard farmer brown gave charlottes little pig buddy a pig foreplay sesch
Tots!
by Jayz angus June 28, 2011
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