American Football: A game where multiple people slam into each other and get brain injuries because they want to get a ball across a 360 ft. (109.1 Meter) field. America is literally the only country who calls this definition football. America has a tournament every year that makes half of the country turn on the TV
Literally Any other country's Football: A game where you run up and down a field to kick a ball into a net. You cannot use your hands in this game. Every country but America calls this football. America calls this "Soccer".
Literally Any other country's Football: A game where you run up and down a field to kick a ball into a net. You cannot use your hands in this game. Every country but America calls this football. America calls this "Soccer".
Football is a great game.
by dracman21YT October 16, 2017
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by Masterspliter October 14, 2018
A stand in for war. In modern society, there are certain anachronistic human traits that persist, despite their lack of adaptiveness. One is the need for some sort of territorial conflict. Football teams are named after, and have stadiums in, certain geographic areas (eg the “Oakland Raiders”) to create the illusion that they are, somehow representative of this area. All, or almost all, of the players and coaches are inevitably not from this area, but the naming scheme is enough of a paper thin veneer to allow anyone in the entire state to arbitrarily consider this “their” team. This feeds into the irrational impulse for territorial struggle or even war while maintaining decorum. Also makes millions of dollars.
Bob: What do you think of the Seattle Seahawks football team?
Sally: Well, despite the fact that everyone on the team is from the deep south, I am from Seattle and thus live vicariously through them.
Sally: Well, despite the fact that everyone on the team is from the deep south, I am from Seattle and thus live vicariously through them.
by Kickolaus Nage October 08, 2021
When somebody reffers to the term what do you do to a football and then somebody replies kick it and then you remove or disconnect someone from a call
Mal: Remember when you were tryna move to jackie
Bazi: Ariyaan football
Ariyaan: Okay wait
Ariyaan: why i actually liked this guy
Bazi: Ariyaan football
Ariyaan: Okay wait
Ariyaan: why i actually liked this guy
by ariyaan November 06, 2020
i love football
by c.s_chris3 July 15, 2023