Flosshing

The use of a very thin penis to floss your teeth repeatedly, and then gurgle the splooge to rinse out your mouth

She hadn't brushed her teeth that morning, so she started flosshing with his penis while he was driving her to work.

by the definer of all March 7, 2011

Flishing

To trick women into attending a social event for the sake of getting into their pants!

Get Flishing, we need some dirty chicks at the Savaloy championship

by Mike Kareena January 4, 2008

floozing

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging.

Dam dude, that floozing session last night was off the hook!!

by Dark Joker January 28, 2012

Flushing Out

The painful, though ultimately satisfying, process of removing all extraneous fecal matter from a screenplay in an effort to reduce page count and to inflict less damage on prospective readers.

After his first draft of "Man Goes To Grocery Store" clocked in at 175 pages Timmy realized it was time to look into flushing out his bloated script.

by Talon T. Ville June 11, 2014

Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.

'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'

by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013

Toilet Flushing

When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet

Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing

by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020