Forbidden Floof

The act of petting a majestic feline when thou shall not.

Chief Iron said if I perform one more forbidden floof, he is gonna snap off my arm and feed it to the feline.

by Sebastian193 December 15, 2022

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

smol floof

An adorable, tiny floof creature that likes boops

Billy: Hello, smol floof (boops floof)
Smol floof: (gets booped)

by ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCheese May 10, 2021

Floof

Noun. Another word for semen.

Hey guy, I just found floof stains all over your blanket.

by JDawg098 May 6, 2011

Floof Dragon

A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.

A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg

by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 23, 2008

Flaggle-Floof

To beat someone down with tremendous force and skill. Then screwing them in the ass.
It is also a type of pretty kilt.... or a fez.

damn foo, you got flaggle-floofed!

by Zym Carroll April 24, 2005

Floof McDoof

(Adj.) Created by a Marine and his Navy friend, a 'Floof McDoof' describes the ultimate ideal cool person, what all males aspire to be. Expletives can be added to the phrase to enhance the effectiveness of the phrase. The 'Floof McDoof' can only be used to describe a male.

That boy was Floof McDoofin it for sure!
Or with an expletive: Man, he is THEE Floof McF###ingDoof!

by Dustin M. July 11, 2005