Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

Flabbergast

a true pimp that slaps the fear into hoes

I’m gonna flabbergast your face

by nak nak January 14, 2022

Flabbergasted

Basically when someone is too shocked to talk or to process what's happening.

person 1: BRO, I just f*cked your mom.

person 2: ... (They are flabbergasted)

by speteyboi February 12, 2022

Flabbergasted

Is a word used to describe if you are speechless or at a loss of words to use.

For example: Im Flabbergasted...

by TheMoreYouKnow911 May 24, 2022

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

flabbergastering

when something flabbergasters you

OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering

by pseudonym9975 December 4, 2021

Flabbergasted

When a bro is feeling some type of way

Johnny head made jimmy Flabbergasted till he nutted

by chargs February 1, 2022