The FitnessGram Pacer Test

A multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

I just had to do the FitnessGram Pacer test for gym. I am now permanently bound to a wheelchair.

by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020

fitness nazi

An individual who wants to impose strict standards of health and fitness on others.

"Joe's always talking about how other people are fat and need to work out as much as he does. He's such a fitness nazi."

by thepibbs March 7, 2014

Finession

The act of rendering a noun, finessed

Compressed, compression
Confessed, confession

Finesse, finession

Yo homeboy don't get yourself killed out there with all that finession.

by Finession January 19, 2018

success before finesse

In the hoop-jumping contest of life, proven academic performance is required before the art of social manipulation becomes relevant. In other words, a massive GPA gets you a seat at the table; Instagram and snatch-chat alone---just put your dumb-ass on the menu.

Don't be a dumb-ass; 'success before finesse' is an unbreakable law of the universe.

by YAWA August 12, 2018

spunk fitness

(noun) quality of one's semen showing appropriateness for impregnating a women.

patient: doc, how can I make sure I can get my girl pregnant?

doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.

by Semenary Road September 25, 2010

Finesse

A word that modern teens and preteens say even though they have absolutely no idea what it really means

“I will finesse her weave!”

by Miss Deed January 15, 2018

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The fitnessgram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test is the worst new meme.

by SuccPapi October 4, 2016