Fingerfail

When one's fingers do not do as they are wanted to do. The fingers will mess up and aggravate the person attached to them.

Person A:
Dude! Do you wanna see my togue piercing?

Person B:
A togue is a lake trout, and I'm pretty sure you didn't get that pierced. Did you mean to say "tongue?"

Person A:

Yeah, I meant tongue. I had a fingerfail.

by HolyRollerWithASpaceship February 10, 2010

chinese fingerbang

The manipulation of a vagina or anus with fingers and the use of onions,

i was fingerbanging my girlfriend when she stated she needed more pleasure through the use of onions, so i invented the chinese fingerbang

by silkyscouse March 13, 2014

FingerBanging

When the guy finds that greasiest bitch he can find and he licks his fingers and shoves them up there. This used by most niggas so they dont get pregnant. Sometimes, the nig will stick his figers in watermellon and chicken grease as a lubricant.

Damn nigga, i was fingerbanging shit out of quantisha last night. I used dat Kfc as some lube. Shit was wet as fuck

by Kyle121212 June 7, 2013

Fingernail crumbs

The unpleasing morsels left in the bottom of a bag of popcorn, chips, pretzels that have likely come into contact with one's fingernail.

Throw that bag of popcorn away, the only thing left is fingernail crumbs.
I wouldn't eat any chips out of that bag, Chad was using his hand to dig for chips and he likely left fingernail crumbs.

by CaptainGordon August 20, 2013

fingerbang

The motion of 'banging' a finger.

*Make your middle finger stick up strait, while rubbing it with your other hand. Voila, epic fingerbang. =

by MorphineMorgan January 16, 2009

Lying through his fingernails

Equivalent of lying through one's teeth, but for situations in which the lie was conveyed through typed text via computer or text message.

"Didn't you say Chase told you he was busy tonight? He totally just booty texted me. That boy is lying through his fingernails."

by MDix September 7, 2011

fingerbang

Slang for the act of programming

Chad was diligently fingerbanging the keyboard, working on a particle system tool.

by arepeegee December 29, 2007