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fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!
person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol
by jess<3 March 6, 2007
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Fernando

Have you seen Fernando with his sexy ass
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spicy fernando

Anally pernetrating a sexual partner using hot sauce as lubricant.
"Nothing is hotter than the spicy fernando."
by Ryan Poss December 16, 2005
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Alexie Fernandes

The kindest, sweetest, most generous and the wittiest girl ever known to mankind. She’s an excellent wife and mother along with being a very good baker, crochetier, and pianist moreover she’s very pretty too. She usually is very tough on herself and criticizes every error made by her, but she’s a wonderful person to be around, talk to and hang out with. If you meet an Alexie, Get married to her if she’s not already married you’ll never know when you’ll meet another of this rare specimen of human kind
She’s such an Alexie Fernandes, I’m totally gonna ask her out.
by Leafthief4649 February 28, 2022
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Fernanda and Dan

The cutest couple ever they are goals they trust each other with everything and love each other till death they take care of each other and never fail each other
by Xxxlovers May 16, 2018
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Fernanda urias

Is a girl that is very cute and specially hot as hell, will leave you wanting more
by Wildfire21 July 20, 2018
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Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.
by zenkurai November 17, 2021
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