felch waffler

n. a fat horny kid who drinks 4 or more loads of cum out of an ass hole.

Wow keenan is one sick felch waffler.

by Meekis February 15, 2005

felching

To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.

From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'

by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008

felch

The Act of sucking ones own semen out of a partner's orifice after ejaculation.

Cole felched Destin's ass dry after blowing his meat missile.

by Trev Man March 27, 2007

felch

To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.

Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.

by Kevin Carson March 4, 2004

felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

by JD August 17, 2003

felch

To suck out semen from an ass, or less commonly from a twat. Also known as the 'mud milkshake', and the 'sludge slider'

'Jeremy was so horny last night, he begged me to give him a sludge slider while going the reach-around'

by Kung Fool June 20, 2005

felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

by Kourics March 17, 2010