fart box

a derogatory term for a 'pimped up ride' or 'chav mobile.' shitty old cars with massive exhausts cars which will make loud fart like sounds. Therefore it is siple logic that if the exauhst souns like fart then the car is an ass/big pile of shit

evry1 climb into ur fart boxes and close ur ears we are off for a cruise

by scottyabbey May 26, 2005

fartbong

A beer bong made out of the top half of a Sparkletts and excessively wide plastic tubing which is primarily used to dramatically improve the acoustics of a fart traveling through it.

We stayed up all night ripping em through our fartbong...and I don't think we were even drunk

by nutsaq February 7, 2003

fart box

v: To fill a closed space (ie. car or room) with multiple farts from one or more persons, usually an act of desperation due to lack of better drugs.

"Damnit Danny, are we out of weed?!"
"Sorry."
"Well you know we're gonna have to fart box your car tonight?"
"Shit, okay."

by XanderP September 1, 2007

tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh

your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box

by TootyFruities September 22, 2016

Fartboost

When your taking a shit and you fart mid shit which causes the shit to fly out of you

I was taking a shit and I fartboost

by Monkey r April 7, 2019

fartboi

An artsy-fartsy version of a softboi / fuckboi who will use you for his art collection of persons with whom he sexually engaged with, his literary work, or his artistic social media wall, to make his dull life seem more meaningful and important.

Me: He is not a fuckboi, he is open about his sexual intentions. Also not a softboi, he is open about his emotional intentions.
Also me: He is a fartboi, he uses you for his (f)art.

by canhandle July 11, 2019

Fart box

A fart box is a closed space or room with a door that is totally consumed with a fart. When this said closed space is opened up the only thing you smell is that fart.

P1: “Man I just totally created a fart box in the shower! Do not go in there for awhile.”
P2: “Didn’t need to know that but thanks for sharing.”

by blackkitty00 December 25, 2019