cock fard

When you fard through your cock.

Guy 1: *pffft*
Guy 2: Ew bro, what was that?
Guy 1: Sorry, it was a cock fard.

by Greenie2705 February 03, 2024

I farded

I farded is when you took a big fard

Example: Man, those beans were so gassy that I farded

by I forgor' May 28, 2022

Doo Doo Fard

When u shit out ur ass

I will doo doo fard on you

by DooDooFard July 28, 2022

doodoo fard

when u take big giant shit in pant and it doodoo fard

Uh oh, I think I just had a doodoo fard...

by blitzreig_MR July 29, 2022

the fard and pee soup

The act of mixing feces, urine, and/or fart into your partners anus and then sucking all of it out with or without a straw.

I can't wait to do the fard and pee soup tonight!

by mapelgarandarte June 15, 2022

poo poo fard

A massive shit that hurt your ass.

I just poo poo farded.

by Infrared August 30, 2022

Farded

When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.

Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!

Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!

Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?

by Fart Jokes January 03, 2024