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Falcon Punch

The act of upper cutting the taint/guch area, and lifting the person 1-3 inches in the air causing a girlish scream. All while yelling, "falcon punch!!"
Justin took a brutal falcon punch while going up for a rebound, I think he about did a front flip.
by Brownsfan02 July 5, 2012
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Falcon Punch Abortion

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.
"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"
by FishFarmer December 30, 2008
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Fanboy

A fanboy is any person who is the unthinking pawn of a major label/brand. A fanboy is just about the most annoying creature on earth, particularly in the heated debate of Mac vs. PC or in the realm of politics. They tend to be really irrational, and unwilling to look at both sides of the debate: repeating things by rote and being completely partisan. Also, the typical fanboy is totally uninformed and biased to a precedent, hence the repetition of rote sayings or facts/myths.
Mac fanboy says "Apple can do anything! Even make an edible iphone, if only to prove they can do anything!!!!"

PC fanboys says "PC for the win!"/"Mac's may crash less but their crashes are worse!"

both tend to be dumbasses
by thorhizzle May 3, 2009
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[fancer]

"fake cancer." Also known as a reason why people have to come home from college. A health condition in which a patient exhibits cancer-like tendencies but clearly doesn't have cancer, and the doctors have no clue what the hell is wrong with you
Becca: "Ugh!!! I hate my fancer! I'm so mad I keep having to come home to Boston from Michigan during my first month out here! I wish the doctors would just figure out what's wrong with me!"

Anne: "But at least we get to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist together! And hang out at the Y!"
by AKens6791 January 17, 2009
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Fanboying

From the noun fanboy

v. To stand, drool, or worship the object of their obsession. Fanboying involves no real physical action or movement.

One does not have to be a boy to start fanboying.

Also see fangirl
He was fanboying in front of that artist. It took the three of us to drag him away from there.

Whenever I fanboy it's like I go into a trance and I block off everything around me.
by Shadow Wolfwind November 15, 2005
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Falcon Goggles

1. Similar to beer goggles, except only experienced by male cadets at United States Air Force Academy. Has the effect of improving the sexual appeal of any women to a greater extent than any alcohol could ever hope to achieve. Squids and Rats may also experience a similar effect.

2. Makes things look better then they actually are.
When the effects of the alcohol wore off, and all the girls at the bar still looked the same, Cadet X realized he might be wearing Falcon Goggles.
by Cadet IHTFP April 15, 2011
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facocta

I hate working with these facocta old slow computers...
by verklempt September 8, 2005
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