The flying tea-bag, commonly refered to as the F.T.B., is one of the most devestating attacks/acts of douchbaggery in existence to date. Do Not Attempt This Without A Trained Proffesional!!! BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, HARD FLOORS, OR GROUND CAN RESULT IN SERIOUSE INJURY OR DEATH.
In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
I was comin down the stairs and zach came around the bottom, not paying attention. I swung off the railing, caught him in forehead with a beautiful flying tea bag (ftb) and he went down flailing. I hit the ground standing and ran off into the sunset.
by RevLevi July 2, 2009
Get the Flying Tea Bag (FTB)mug. Flatten the belly. A reaction to the covid-19 flatten the curve movement to stay healthy and fit. A movement that is invented by some dutch elite Java programmers.
Dude you are getting fat! Yeah I Know I need to FTB.
Wanna netflix? No, need to FTB.
When. You can't pick up the phone because your doing a workout. Reply with FTB!!!
Wanna netflix? No, need to FTB.
When. You can't pick up the phone because your doing a workout. Reply with FTB!!!
by Team€ January 22, 2021
Get the FTBmug. Acronym - "for the blocked"
Used on Twitter or other social sites. As a courtesy, a user will post a screenshot of a 3rd party post or tweet, in addition to a direct link to the 3rd party tweet, and include "FTB". Users blocked by the 3rd party poster may not be able to see the direct link, but they can view the screenshot.
Used on Twitter or other social sites. As a courtesy, a user will post a screenshot of a 3rd party post or tweet, in addition to a direct link to the 3rd party tweet, and include "FTB". Users blocked by the 3rd party poster may not be able to see the direct link, but they can view the screenshot.
"Here's a screenshot ftb:"
by Chadsabbath January 9, 2020
Get the FTBmug. For The Bitches
by tannnnnnnnaaaa December 5, 2022
Get the FTBmug. by McDabbin June 4, 2015
Get the FTBmug.