Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.
Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"
by Didgit$ June 29, 2016
Get the Flocked beardmug. The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.
by Baroliche December 15, 2008
Get the Shit Flockingmug. Uncontrolled, violent and quite frightening bowel action, often obliterating the original finish of the toilet bowl. Similar to a Flock of Sparrows, but done with the lights out.
Christ, I had to shit in the dark in the en-suite so as not to wake the wife, and after that vindaloo it was like a flock of bats. My subsequent actions with the toilet brush were akin to the labours of Hercules.
by Jobsagoodun September 7, 2006
Get the Flock of Batsmug. faceofthebx (face of the bronx) Kay flock is a singer, rapper, controversial personality, musical artist, and media personality, and face of the bronx not Yus Gz 😠.
by kdotaboogie March 9, 2022
Get the Kay Flockmug. by Heat Flock December 18, 2021
Get the Heat Flockmug. not just a band, but a term reserved for anyone with a stupid haircut. Correctly, it should only apply to those sporting a do as shown by the original band. This phrase was popularised by a use in Pulp Fiction
oi, flock of seagulls!
by Prince June 3, 2004
Get the A Flock of Seagullsmug. The self-assured face and elaborate gestures that appear when one is explaining a concept that the he/she may not actually know much about. Usually accompanied by a condescending, stern voice and used by people who are known to be well educated in some previously explained remote subject. Not necessarily a sign of wisdom or of factuality, but a vehicle by which to convince the listener of your opinion or false set of facts and to make you seem credible.
Don't use that flock face on me, Michael Roy. I know for a fact that you were never involved in competitive opera.
by sddsgsgaaaaa1127 April 21, 2008
Get the flock facemug.