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Feminine

This is the neanderthal, evolutionary view. It applies to human females and sometimes to other kinds of female mammals.
Feminine appearance - Looks like she could make good babies
Feminine behavior - Acts like she could make good babies
Physical health - Looks like she can kick ass while also raising a baby
Social standing - Is in charge of people, not bossed around by people
Social intelligence - Can cooperate with other mammals

These ideas are pretty basic and simple, but since we are Homo Sapiens and not otters or chimpanzees or bonobos we have five quadrillion things to say and do about the fascinating feminine features of human mammals. We even have religions with the concept of purity to get our minds out of the gutter and look with awe on the wonder of creation.
Male mammals find mates by looking for feminine features in their fellow mammals.
by Ouch I tried to think May 23, 2025
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novel femininity

Typically used for a person who dances to Next Level by Aespa, crosses his legs, and has very delicate hand movements.
E. Yang brings out novel femininity.
by aespafan December 9, 2021
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feminine hips

"hahaha hahaha look at that high waisted man, hes got feminine hips"
-john mulaney
by oomighost.splat February 6, 2023
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Feminine Wiener

When a flamboyant man who likes to behave like a woman is rather popular around women.
That man is attracting all the women at the club. He must have a feminine wiener.
by YeeHaw1776 November 27, 2024
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Feminine Touch

Something created by and suitable to a girl or woman.
This room needs a woman's/"feminine touch".
by Good Ol' Win-diesel February 22, 2024
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That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
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