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express black train

When a white woman wants her black cock long black and fast
Meliane is wanting for the express black train to bang her hard.
by No lax July 2, 2017
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pineapple express

1. This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

2. The product of baby fucking.

3. God's vagina
I smoked some Pineapple Express last night. Hands down, dopest dope i ever smoked.
by Jamerz113 May 12, 2009
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Express

A highly fashionable but affordable, and unpreppy clothing store based out of 5th street New York. Specializing in designer jeans, one color unstriped polos, and button up and T style shirts.

Most jeans run around 70 bucks, but during summer sales can go as cheap as 24 bucks. polos are 37.50, and graphic T's run around 20 bucks but are often found on clearence for around 12 dollars. These types of affordable prices have made them a staple in malls as a top retailer of classy clothes.

Overall the store is more expensive than typical clothing stores (AE, A&F, Aero, Old Navy, Gap, Kohls) but offers superior clothes. People who dress in these clothes tend to be classier people, who are in their 20's, or occasionally late teens or early 30's.
by Greenandgold June 30, 2009
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express

A store where men or women can buy very fashionable clothing. Express is owned by Structure.

Originally was a women's clothing store, but Structure clothing stores later changed their name to Express Men and revamped their product lines.

Styles at Express are usually regarded as "dressy" while still looking somewhat casual. Popular items for men are pinstripe pants and the "MX" collared shirts.

A common stereotype is that Express Men appeals only to metrosexuals.
"I want to impress this girl at work, so I'm going to buy a new shirt and tie at Express Men."
by Dan June 9, 2005
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planet express

An intergalactic package delivery company formed in the late 2900s by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth. Intended to fund his scientific research, the company usually ends up in the hole financially.

See also: Futurama
The Planet Express ship is capable of delivering 200% fuel efficiency.
by flamekiller December 10, 2004
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Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.
The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.
by Jonah Rowley March 4, 2005
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Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.
Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(
by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008
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