Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.
Me:Ewok is coming!
Atomic: that gay ass is kill
Ewok kills him
Me: I love u no homo
Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone
Me: yes my king
Atomic: that gay ass is kill
Ewok kills him
Me: I love u no homo
Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone
Me: yes my king
by ObviouslynotFELIPE June 2, 2020
Get the Lord ewokmug. John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024
Get the Sugary Ewokmug. Besides their voracious appetites and propensity to reproduce like crazy, da "trouble wif tribbles" is dat --- due to their small size and furry coats --- they are very Ewokative.
by QuacksO October 16, 2023
Get the Ewokativemug. by DatguySkii January 27, 2025
Get the ewokmug. Midgets fist each other until they orgasm into each others mouth. But they havent shaved their hair in months
by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019
Get the upside down ewokmug.