Everett

Everett is a smart guy who has totally met every celebrity that has ever existed. He is famous, too. In fact, he is god!

Everett is my boyfriend, Everett is a god, Everett is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, Everett's a relaxing thought, Aren't you envious that for you it's not? Sweet like honey, Everett is a cat purring in my lap 'cause he loves me flexing like goddamn acrobat me and Everett vibe like that. 'Cause Everett is the thunder rattling your ground. Everett's on your scent like a bounty hunter Everett's gonna track you down step by step from town to town sweet like justice, Everett is a bottle of red red wine Red, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go

by CINNAMON JESUS January 17, 2023

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george everett

sexiest man alive.
no cap

John: george everett you are very sexy
george: thank you

by alatato August 15, 2021

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Everette Bentley

The most amazing baby to be born in 2013

Everette bentley look at him, he is awesome

by halfthumbdan December 18, 2012

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Everett Style

Moshing like you are wearing a windbreaker, the God's Hate spinkick tested shorts, and black air force ones all at once. Moving with the reckless abandon that can only come from living in Everett WA

Yo, did you see that dude going Everett style? He just kicked my tooth out.

by anonymous September 28, 2023

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Everett Ma Highschool

A place where Racism, Transphobia, and SA. People here have charred broccoli for their lungs due to the many vaping kids hiding from the deans and hall monitors. Everyone here fucking sucks and basically are either gifted or in 10 years will end up pregnant with a dead-end job with a deciding hairline by the time their 30s. Every group has that one racist white dude in their friend group. Not everyone is awful there are some good kids. People here have personal fashion that is interesting in their own right.

Also one of our Deans is a pervert.

"The Difference between Everett Ma Highschool and Hell is that Hell punishes people who commit crimes while Everret Ma Highschool do not."

by Clowncarfitfor2 December 11, 2022

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