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European Capital of Gun Crime

Manchester UK, a dirty decaying mill town in the north west of England inhabited by guncunians - famous for having a higher level of violent crime and shootings than Basra, Iraq!
I am a guncunian and proud of the fact that Manchester is the European Capital of Gun Crime!
by Richard Leese March 2, 2009
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european tap room

french women in a tap room being "tapped" by drunk and debeautreas gentlemen.
Remember that "european tap room" we went to in Montpelier?
by irulemiddlewrld April 4, 2009
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European dream catcher

The act of placing a jar of pickles under ones bed to act as a dream catcher
-Holy shit man, I had the most fucked up dream last night. It involved nutmeg, raccoon droppings, and 17 dimes from Derek Jeter
-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target
by Frank4202 January 1, 2012
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European Birthday

What creepy ass Europeans offer you while drunk at Barbs. Oh college, what you put me through.
Drunk Europeans are scary especially when they offer you a European Birthday. What the fuck is that anyways!?
by KarenBillyBob February 24, 2012
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european gay

A term used in English football to describe homosexual patterns of play which are common in european football but are rarely seen (and heavily frowned upon) in the gritty matches of English lower league football. These patterns include 'passing around the back', 'tiki taka', short corners and a sweaty goal
Carlos: why did that guy just hoof the ball up for no reason? he should've played out from the back!
Bob: no that's european gay
by tonypulis08 May 19, 2018
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European Tickler

Standing in your kitchen eating French crepes while getting your ass eaten out.
I had just made myself some crepes when the next thing I knew my boxers were down and I was getting a European tickler.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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AP European History

Say good-bye to your family, friends, and distant relatives to prepare yourself for this WILD ride! Buckle your seatbelts, you' re going straight to hell! If you are a freshman, who foolishly chose to take this class next year, DON'T. Spare yourself from the misery that so many others have endured.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.

Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
Student A: I'm really going to fail this quiz.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.

^the way to go

Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.

I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!

I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!

Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.

No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
by I Didn April 8, 2019
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