An espresso martini.
Basically a red bull vodka that went to Europe and never stopped talking about it.
An adjusted unit of currency started in Columbus, OH.
Basically a red bull vodka that went to Europe and never stopped talking about it.
An adjusted unit of currency started in Columbus, OH.
"I'll have two ESMs, keep the tab open"
"The other day I saw a bed frame at Pottery Barn that was worth more around 67.5 martini espressos on a Saturday night in Columbus."
"The other day I saw a bed frame at Pottery Barn that was worth more around 67.5 martini espressos on a Saturday night in Columbus."
by jchachang November 30, 2023

by Gilfa February 8, 2018

by Big daddy mullet November 27, 2021

by Nigga gay October 4, 2020

Esme is the best person on the planet and she deserves everything she is a very good yet underrated editor
by ESMES bestie June 3, 2021

She is the best person you will ever meet and if you're on the right side she will always be there for you. her inevitable love is a man named Jibril. She speaks fluent Spanish and has an annoying sibling. And she is very beautiful.
Person 1: Did you see that girl Esme
Person 2: yeah I wish I was her
Person 1: Yeah and that dude Jibril she's dating is pretty hot
Person 2: yeah I wish I was her
Person 1: Yeah and that dude Jibril she's dating is pretty hot
by Lebum Germs October 15, 2021

Probs has a boyfriend who is very open with her and never hides any secrets. She can be a simp sometimes but overall is a very loving and beautiful person <3
by MaxSquirrel342 November 2, 2022
