Eric B

Old school DJ. The magic behind Rakim's old hits(Don't Sweat the technique, Paid in Full, etc..). Back when you had actually had to make your beats, none of this synth shit, he fucking owned, and still does today in my opinion.

Shock: Yo watcha listenin' too?
Mike: Rakim and Eric B.
Shock: Rakim is the shit, who the fuck is Eric B?
Mike: ...get the fuck outta here, and you call yourself a rap "mogul"? Pfft...

by Dalty September 10, 2007

Eric

person who is on a quest to get chicken wings but always runs into obstacles that prevent him from obtaining this desire.

I ordered chicken wings at the bar and Eric ordered right after me and the bartender told him the kitchen was closed.

by restless rotini August 28, 2020

Eric Forman

A character from the T.V sitcom, That 70's Show. Definitely the main character, if there are any. Starts off as a 16-year-old. Most scenes are in his basement. He has two opposite parents, Red Forman and Kitty Forman. Somewhat wimpy, nerdy and small, but very sarcastic and funny. Played by Topher Grace, who you may know from Spiderman 3.

(On how to treat a hospital patient:)

Eric Forman: I know that when I go to the hospital, I like to not die!

by Lancington July 3, 2009

eric cartmen

Eric Cartmen is a character in South Park. In most episodes he is the focus of the show. He is extremely negative and destructive in his thoughts and actions. That might have something to do with the fact that his mother is a hermaphrodite town slut and he is big boned(not fat).

1. Eric Cartmen : Now I am done measuring everyone's penis size.

Stan : Dude, your penis size is yet to measured.

Eric : I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.

Stan : Your penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your penis in front of witnesses.

Eric : Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?

Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.

Eric : OK FINE.

Stan : (Measures Eric's penis size) It is 1.2".

2.

Eric : Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.

Eric's Mom : Eric, that is too expensive. We can't afford that. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.

Eric : BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE HAS AN IPAD.

Eric' Mom : I am not buying that.

Eric : (Turns his back towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before I get FUCKED.

by sooommmeeoonnneeeee July 10, 2011

Eric

Eric somone whos got a stuborn but friendly personality he can be the biggest a**hole but if you get to know him he can be the sweetest guy you could ever hope to meet in this world with a genuine personality he has a smile that will make you smile back at times he can get annoying but at the end of the day hes still one of your closest pals even if your having a awful day he finds the perfect way to cheer you up once again

Ily.....ERIC

by s@r@h(22 March 22, 2012

Eric

He’s cool, funny, and sometimes sad. He can cheer you up or even make you cheer him up. Eric is dependable, sometimes, and will always be at your side even if he’s not your friend.

Eric helped me when I was at my lowest point

by HecTiic November 14, 2018

Eric Zhuang

Eric:
Spelchigi

Wowsome
Wowmazing
Handsome
Gorgeous Eyes
Has abs
nice soft hair
extremely nice
forgiving
best thing ever
charming
super duper intelligent
crazy
funny
has the sexiest singing voice ever
cares about that special girl
when he says he loves you he means it dont second guess it

he fails at times...
he is very weird but that is why he is special

Person 1: Hey do you know Eric Zhuang?

Person 2: No should I?
Person 1: YES OF COURSE YOU SHOULD HE IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!!
Person 2: Can you introduce me to him?

Person 1: No he's mine find your own.

by lliae November 7, 2011