Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A mysteriously broken neck

Jimmy got Epstein-Barr Syndrome, so’s you need a new partner, see?

by LanceHN August 21, 2019

Epstein Ghost

A term used for youtubers who have been "possessed" by the Epstein Ghost after hitting over 100k or 1m subscribers, therefore, making them commit pedophilic actions.

xXYoutuberXx Fan: "Dude, did you know that xXYoutuberXx just groomed a minor?! I'm unsubscribing him!"
xXYoutuberXx Fan 2: "Yeah, he musta been possessed by the Epstein Ghost!"

by iwascrazyonce December 25, 2024

Epsteining

Epsteining. To perv around.

Friend 1: Dude where's Joe?
Friend 2: He's Epsteining.

by Tango Mango October 24, 2020

Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.

by Masihiun January 5, 2024

Epstein island

A place to go jet skiing

"he told me I could go jet skiing on Epstein island"

"I didn't know about the children on Epstein island"

by David Ur daddy May 1, 2024

Epsteined

A situation where it appears an individual who was minding their own business mysteriously committed suicide but in reality was forced into circumstances where they assisted in their own murder.

The hungry rat epsteined itself when it took the bait and set off the trap.

by Phytosanitary October 17, 2021

jeffery epstein

Super cool gooner sigma

Sam: I goon to jeffery epstein

by Pannkakor March 7, 2024