Envelopment Relationship

An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.

Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..

by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016

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Lady Love Envelope

The opening between a woman's legs

I'm going to thrust my throbbing truncheon deep inside your lady love envelope

by Brian and Geoff August 21, 2016

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I'll slice you open like an envelope

Used commonly by football hooligans, 'I'll slice you open like an envelope' can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. Can also mean that the person it's being said too acts 'big' and 'untouchable' and the person saying it is easily going to beat them up.

'Threat'

Football hooligan- 'you think you can take me on?'
Opposing team football hooligan- 'I'll slice you open like an envelope'

by Cpfcjames September 5, 2016

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orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.

If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.

by southland August 18, 2017

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Sticky envelope

a Sticky envelope is when you can't be fucked to lick the envelope to send it so u squeeze out a little bit on nut and seal ur envelope with ur own fucking seman.

person 1: Bruh that's one sticky envelope person 2: yeah idk why tbh (smirks)

by lolcarson March 12, 2019

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